I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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