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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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