meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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