How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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