Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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