Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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