At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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