If i come over, it means nothing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize
