I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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