i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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