remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Be still, my beating vagina.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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