How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
