Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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