windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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