I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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