Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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