he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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