My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
