also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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