ugly people sure do ruin things
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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