after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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