is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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