hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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