gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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