she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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