Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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