so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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