After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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