Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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