How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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