Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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