I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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