It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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