In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
