just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
