It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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