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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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