mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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