Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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