D3 body, D1 cock
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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