found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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