Who wears a wallet chain?!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
my poor anus
I'm sobbing to NWA
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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