handjob tips. give me some.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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