i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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