waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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