Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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