Cold hands, warm shart.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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