Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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