Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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