Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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