yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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