I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
