Dual....:-)
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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