Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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