I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize