Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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