Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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