I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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