you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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